November 10, 2016

May I Have A Diet (insert name of soft drink here)

Written By:  Andrew Eide

Previously I told the story of the woman who wouldn’t order hot dogs to eat because she felt there was too many disgusting ingredients in the hot dogs so she ordered corn dogs instead not knowing that the same hot dogs are in corn dogs.

Today I wish to tell you about another stupid thing humans do.

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen someone order a meal with so much food that it could easily feed 4 to 6 people. Then after they order a massive amount of food they order a diet soft drink. A diet soft drink? Really? Like that one soft drink is going to offset the tens of thousands of calories you are going to consume eating that huge meal?



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