Chocolate Quotes

Written By:  Andrew Eide

Women love chocolates, many women are chocoholics, but I'm male and I'm definitely a chocoholic. Let this collection of sinfully rich chocolate quotes soothe your chocolate addiction.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! -- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

And above all... Think Chocolate! --"Betty Crocker"

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. -- Sandra Boynton

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing -- Milton Snavely Hershey

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. -- Michael Levine

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! -- Elaine Sherman

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment. -- Catherine Aitken

Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. -- Anonymous

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. -- Author Unknown

I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. -- Author Unknown

I never met a chocolate I didn't like. -- Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. -- Miranda Ingram

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. -- Gina Hayes

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. -- Judith Viorst

The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE! -- Terry Moore

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. -- Anonymous

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now. -- Author Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE. -- Linda Grayson

When the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate. -- Author Unknown